i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
