found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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