i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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