I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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