Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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