i just google imaged poop.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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