We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
