yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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