Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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