oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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