I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
50% drunk capacity currently
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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