I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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