Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
