dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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