How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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