rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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