i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
