is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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