I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Can I color on your dick again?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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