Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Enjoy the penises
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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