Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
He felt like a one man threesome
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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