Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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