I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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