i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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