They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Well I just put wine in my tea
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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