Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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