We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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