Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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