Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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