That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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