I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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