Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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