yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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