so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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