me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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