I wish i was in the wii world.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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