The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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