Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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