you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he shaved USA in his pubs
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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