sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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