The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Randomize
