PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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