coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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