There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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