If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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