glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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