there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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