I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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