He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
4 words: hood of his car
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
No subtext here. People are naked.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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