More tranny stories later!
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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