I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
