I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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